Earlier today, I was taking a break while working from home. I went to the kitchen to get a snack, but when I returned to my office, I realized I didn't have my glasses. No biggie. I figured I'd get them the next time I took a break.
But when I went out later, I couldn't find them. I looked all over the place. I went back into the office and looked around, to no avail.
I hopped into my work chair and decided to see if my husband would help me look for them when he got home.
My gaze drifted down to my desk, and that's when the case for my glasses caught my eye. Noooo. It couldn't be that easy, could it? I picked up the case and cracked it open. Yep. There they were, nestled RIGHT WHERE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE!
I immediately started muttering to myself. (I do that a lot.) "So.", I said. "So, so suck your toe, all the way to Mexico. When you're there, cut your hair, and shove it down your underwear." What? Where in the world did THAT come from? I can't remember where I put my glasses a half hour ago, but a weird rhyme from my childhood just pops into my head for no reason.
Shut my mouth and call me silent; brains are weird.
